

There, he pretends his hands are people and acts out a scene. When Roger plays a weird noise, Salad Fingers goes to hide in his safety cupboard. When Roger won't work, Salad Fingers grabs a handful of pebbles from a paper bag and feeds it to Roger through a gaping hole in the back. Salad Fingers is trying to listen to his radio, Roger.

Salad Fingers then tells Kenneth about his life when Kenneth was fighting the Great War and he then eventually says goodbye to his brother by putting back in the hole he found him, Salad Fingers then imagines himself in a white dress singing at a Music Hall. He then brings Kenneth to the dinner table, where he has prepared a meal. He brings his dead Brother inside, and promises to give him a bath. While tasting Floor Sugar Salad Fingers comes across the corpse of his younger brother Kenneth who is back from the Great War. He then puts the finger puppet in his mouth, and the scene flashes to the inside Salad Fingers eating the outside Salad Fingers' head. The inside Salad Fingers sees the outside one as the puppet he ate, and accuses it of wanting to deflower his daughter. When he arrives home, he sees himself sitting inside. While having a conversation with the toilet, he starts to panic, and flushes the toilet to wash the bad thoughts away. After eating the puppet, he plays with the horse, bringing it outside to an old toilet. Another puppet is in the next room, who offers Salad Fingers a new toy horse. The puppet then turns into a black liquid and flows down. Salad Fingers is walking around his house when he sees one of his finger puppets on top of the cupboard. When the girl says that the crow must like spoons, Salad Fingers is driven insane from hearing somebody else speak. A crow and girl are also present, and Salad Fingers talks to the girl and feeds her. After giving one of his puppets a hat, he dresses in a bridal gown, and then goes outside for the picnic. Salad Fingers is talking to an imaginary operator on a broken phone, trying to get in contact with his friend Charlie to invite him to a picnic. When the boy enters the cage and finds that Salad Fingers is gone, he cries. Salad Fingers becomes uncomfortable, and drops curtains over the cage's window. The boy is outside, and holds out a ring. He awakens in a cage, and enjoys the rusty bars. He is then caught in a bear trap, but enjoys it before fainting. He tries to grab it, but it is pulled away, and he chases it for a distance. While he's playing with a bug at home, Salad Fingers hears a knock at the door, and finds a grubby tap outside, attached to a string. Salad Fingers goes home, but the child, who seems to be in love with Salad Fingers, follows him. He then sees a boy with huge eyes, who has been watching him for a while. Salad Fingers says that he is going to find France. When Salad Fingers goes outside, he finds Milford (possibly dead) Salad Fingers then invites him inside, and puts him on a meat hook, offering him a glass of milk. Meanwhile, an armless man named Milford Cubicle follows him home, and bangs his head on the front door.

When he rubs his nipples, a white fluid comes out. He uses the carriage to bring the nettles home, where he uses them to brush himself and create blisters. Salad Fingers is playing with nettles when he discovers an empty baby carriage. He then announces that the fish is done, while the odor of the cooked child fills the house. He dreams about being in a meat locker with one of his finger puppet friends before waking up. He stabs himself with the nail, and faints. While holding the oven door open, he notices a rusty nail and accidently lets the door close with the child inside. A child overhears Salad Fingers' cries for help, and is told that he needs to go into the oven to get the fish, which is beyond Salad Fingers' reach. He then announces that he has a fish in the oven. Salad Fingers is having a get-together with three of his finger puppet friends, and tastes them because he is curious. When the boy screeches in reply, he decides to leave after caressing his rusty kettle. He enters a boy's house, asking about his spoons. He is stimulated by touching rust in various forms.

Salad Fingers explains how he loves touching rusty spoons. He lives in a small house in a desolate wasteland. He has a number of strange habits, including eating sand and collecting nettles and rusty objects. He sometimes takes on the role of these characters, especially in episode 6. He often talks to inanimate objects, which he believes are alive and assigns names and personalities to them. He enjoys feeling things, especially rust and pain. The main character, Salad Fingers, is a bald, green, human-like creature with long fingers.
